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Take a good long look in the mirror. Lean closer. Bask in your imperfections. Notice the asymmetry in your nostrils. Everyone else already has – it’s about time you shared… Read the Rest →


Stupid people might argue that being stupid means they lack the capacity to comprehend the direness of their condition, and that they are therefore immune to its negative consequences. If… Read the Rest →


Buttermelon. Hamnoceros. The Human Eclipse. These are just a few of the unkind terms frequently applied to people who happen to be revoltingly obese. Some of the emotional hardship can… Read the Rest →


More money = Better than. That’s the rule. We may never know who established the rule, but it has attained startling popularity in developed nations, and is voluntarily enforced with… Read the Rest →